[quote=@Weird Tales]
Men should never respect women if women don't respect them. Also I'm sick of how untouchable media makes women seem in pop culture 
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Generally? Like if you have an issue with some women, be an awful person to all women? Or do you mean individually, like if a woman treats you bad, you don't owe her shit.? It's an important distinction. The former speaks of some significant personal issues, the latter is obvious advice. 

[quote=@Sombrero]
Though you probably shouldn't go around asking for one night stands...
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Woop, gotta go write that down... 

What happens if I only need a fifteen minute stand? That seems conservative enough. Can I ask for that?