[quote=@Vilageidiotx]
Mr. Naruto Forums seems to be looking for a war chieftain, 
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I for one accept the possibility of performing necromantic rituals in an effort to revive Sitting Bull to put him at the president's desk.

Or even Riurik the Varangian who had enough experience with the Russians to conquer them and basically become the father of the early Rus state. We can use him to beat Russia into shape by pure Vikingism.