Jonas couldn't believe it. As his mind cleared, and the events of the past minute or so dawned on him, he realised where he was. "Is... Is this a joke of some kind?" He looked around, flashbacks of the sudden teleportation, the ridiculous name, the tavern... He realised that he was no longer in the United States of America. He doubted if he was on Earth.

"Where am I? Who are you? And can you please explain what the hell is going on!? And where's my gun?"