[IMG]http://unlockingkiki.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/DSCN1093.jpg[/IMG]

“Can you hear me?” Said Satori into her Shindroid, “Oh good; I’m surprised I get reception out here…”

In the last round of the Majesty Tournament, Shin-Ra had swept the bracket. All four Knights soundly defeating the esoteric alien warriors of the guild, or at least three of them had. While the other Knights were engaged in battles of life or death Satori had spent the morning window shopping until finally a few hours into the excursion a drunken alien had stumbled into sight and declared himself her opponent. It was obvious from the start that he was both delirious and in no condition to fight… But then at that point Satori would have settled for arm wrestling. As fate would have it the man passed out as soon as she approached and, as morally unscrupulous as Satori might have been, she was not a cold-blooded murderer. When she carried him to the nearest tavern she had been declared the winner.

To say that it had been exciting was something of an overstatement. The viewers at home, watching whatever accounted for television in this part of the ‘Verse, were likely furious. Especially since they missed the part with the pottery barn warrior.

With that Satori had set to wandering, a call from Enki informed her that the second opponent would be coming to find her soon enough, and it was a twist of childish defiance that saw her take them on a wild goose chase. Now she stood several miles outside of the city on a wide grassy plain, the cool ocean breeze more of a salty suggestion this far out, and not a soul to be seen. In fact the only company she had were a few curious local animals that had poked their heads out to watch her.

“You know Enki, if no one shows up then the final round is going to be me shoving my foot up your ass.”