Okay. So, I've been playing tabletop RPGs since I was 5 or 6 years old, but I never was one to make 3edgy5you characters.

...I made the 3silly5you characters.

When I first started RPing on the WoW forums at 12 years old or so, my character (which I used EVERYWHERE) was some dumb troll engineer whose grand entrance into the world of roleplaying was as follows: he crashed in Northrend and started making mechanical squirrels out of zombie flesh and wire. Then he threw the mechanical squirrel army at bad guys.

Yep.

...Oh. And he was in love with a gnome. And then he was in love with a night elf. And then he kind'a just disappeared because I realized that was a horrible character.

Ironically, I then made an even worse character.