Smarter'n'me
Lvl 15/Day 17/Morning
[b][HP][/b][i]98%[/i][color=007236]/////////[/color][b][][/b]

Smart was dreaming of flying beetles that carried broccoli on their backs.  It was a frustrating dream.  They kept dodging his jello shots and calling him many, many, bad names.  Even his dreams were full of bad jokes and long streams of insults.  Then the dream ended with a sudden sense that he was no longer comfortable.

He opened his eyes.  He wiggled his jaw.  He twitched his fingers.  Then he disentangled himself from his bedding and started trying to figure out why he was a notable distance from where he had gone to sleep.  Also, why Dom-initrix was freaking out like a teenager who just got dumped five minutes before the prom.  He heard what his friend screamed but it took a good couple minutes of him standing and blinking before it processed into something comprehensible.

His eyes narrowed and a few swift motions put his gear back into his inventory.

There were asses to kick.

And just then, as he was pulling out a teleport crystal, the belfry girl came back from... whatever thing she had been doing and started trying to stall them, get breakfast, or beg a crystal off of them.  Smart was tempted to just use his crystal and let Dom catch up.  But, the fox was cute.

"Here, Belfry."  He said, tossing the crystal to her coining a nickname for her and pulling out another crystal.  "We can get breakfast in Bull's  Run.  You know the magic words?  If not, pay attention."  He looked at Dom.  His eyes said it all.  The wretches wouldn't be able to run fast enough.  Of course, he trusted Dom's word on this matter.  It didn't matter that the girl and he had fought so recently.  She was next to family as far as Smart was concerned.  

"Teleport.  Bull's Run."  He said clearly, in a cold voice, and vanished.
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Moments later, in Bull's Run Central Square
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Smart appeared in a brief glow.  Teleporting back to town at this point was a very rare thing due to the expense of the crystals so he attracted quite a few looks.  The grim expression on his face soon turned them away.  Nobody wanted to mess with a grumpy old guy in snake tights.  Too many kinds of wrong for most people.

[@Zelosse][@KabenSaal]