[h1][color=yellow]♥ - Rodney Colton Smith[/color][/h1]
Oh, wow. I am so glad he's human. I mean... he looks human, anyway, so I assume he is. I mean, he's... well, he's half-naked, and showing very human-like skin (at least so far as the abrupt LED light is letting me see, that thing is really bright), so chances are, and all... I wonder what happened to his wetsuit? He had to have had one, after all... well, either way, our mission is one-seventh of the way to completion. Huzzah!

[color=yellow]'It's, uh, good to see you,'[/color] I start in a kind of lame fashion, slightly thrown off by the unexpected circumstances, but eventually bringing myself back to normal to lower the gun and return it to its bag. [color=yellow]'Name's Rodney, and my companion is Skylar. Not gonna lie, I'm pretty sure I couldn't shoot you even if I wanted to. The clips for this thing have vanished, actually,'[/color] I continue, waving the gun in its bag slightly to indicate, [color=yellow]'and I have no idea where they went. That said, uh... alright, I'm going to copy Skylar here: I'm guessing you were part of the previous dive team? And when you say "enemy", are you suggesting that... there... are...'[/color]

And the reason I've trailed off like that is because, all of a sudden, some weird pixellated ghost has emerged into the light of the LED. What the hell...?

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[h1]♥ - Eeeeeeeeeeee[/h1]
Holy butts there are humans here. Three of them. This is such a fun time! I will finally be able to talk to people who do not dislike me!

'hello my name is eeeeeeeeeeee how are you are you humans how did you get down into this area what are your names tell me about yourselves this is extremely exciting we have never had humans in this area before i think i dont remember exactly but i assume you are the first humans to be in here in a long time what are your names please tell me'

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[h1][color=yellow]♥ - Rodney Colton Smith[/color][/h1]
Oh my God, that ghost thing will not shut up. It's like a verbal motorboat or something. In an effort to interrupt it, I call out [color=yellow]'Uh, okay, so my name is Rodney, and these two are... uh.'[/color] I stop talking as I realise its own speech has continued on regardless of my own. I let a second or so pass, before deciding to disregard the ghost's incessant talking and saying to my human companions (loudly, so I can be heard over the ghost) [color=yellow]'Alright, so maybe you want to tell this ghost guy your names. I don't think we got yours yet, anyway, friend?'[/color] This last sentence is directed at the half-naked guy specifically, because otherwise, he's going to become "half-naked guy" in my head, and that'll end up sticking for way too much time.