[quote=@Shorticus]Naw. I actually considered making Maxwell gay when I first made him, but instead I made him a somewhat religious old school kind of older guy who just wishes he still had his family. Y'know, too busy brooding to actually think about bewbs. He's a friggin' nerd, right?
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Oh, you have [i]soooooooo[/i] just volunteered him for an unwanted harem.

Na. Na-nana. Nananana-na-na-na.