[hider=Flora, A Fairy Godmother] [center][url=http://fontmeme.com/script-fonts/][img]http://fontmeme.com/embed.php?text=The%20Fairy%20Godmother%2C%20Flora&name=Gardenia.ttf&size=60&style_color=FF96FC[/img][/url] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Zuwtk1w.gif[/img] [h3][i]"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."[/i][/h3] [i][b]-I s a a c A s i m o v[/b][/i][/center] [hr][hr] [center][img]http://49.media.tumblr.com/d39477862526c933f4a8720ca2085565/tumblr_n8k473FCF31tt5qr6o1_r1_250.gif[/img] [img]http://38.media.tumblr.com/a25eb217750334c13392ca737ad80b6e/tumblr_ndpjtsmn9k1spey9uo3_250.gif[/img] [img]https://33.media.tumblr.com/2f4af888e033c0b3a982b7f4d7f44030/tumblr_inline_nzifedMFGm1tzlqr4_500.gif[/img] [i]"Bippity-boppity back the fuck up."[/i][/center] [hr][hr] [color=deeppink][b]N A M E[/b][/color] [indent]Fabio Lamont Olivier Randolph Aaldenberg[/indent][indent][indent][sub]Because fuck you that's why[/sub][/indent][/indent] [color=deeppink][b]N I C K N A M E S[/b][/color] [indent]Flora[/indent][indent][indent][sub]The initials of her name[/sub][/indent][/indent] [indent]Slut[/indent][indent][indent][sub]For obvious reasons[/sub][/indent][/indent] [indent]Fabio[/indent][indent][indent][sub]First name[/sub][/indent][/indent] [color=deeppink][b]T H E O R I G I N A L N A M E[/b][/color] [indent]The Fairy Godmother || Flora[/indent] [color=deeppink][b]S T O R Y O F O R I G I N[/b][/color] [indent]Cinderella || Sleeping Beauty[/indent] [color=deeppink][b]A G E[/b][/color] [indent]33 (695)[/indent] [color=deeppink][b]G E N D E R[/b][/color] [indent]Male[/indent] [color=deeppink][b]S E X U A L O R I E N T A T I O N[/b][/color] [indent]Homosexual[/indent] [color=deeppink][b]M A G I C[/b][/color] [indent]Yes, natural affinity - not addicted[/indent] [color=deeppink][b]J O B / P O S I T I O N[/b][/color] [indent]Drag Queen[/indent][indent][indent][sub]Flora works as a Drag Queen at Moriarty's at night where she entertains a rather public rivalry with May. She works there most nights, infamous for picking up guys afterwards and taking them home. While her shows are typically pretty fun and flawless, there have been a couple of times that she went up drunk and made a mess of herself (it was still fun, though).[/sub][/indent][/indent] [indent]Cosmetologist[/indent][indent][indent][sub]Flora works at her own hair salon (called Hair Magic) during the day where she dyes, cuts, and talks shit. She's remarkably good, having gone to school for cosmetology and can do manicures, pedicures, and facials as well. However, her services can be a little expensive and it is very difficult to get hired at her hair salon.[/sub][/indent][/indent] [color=deeppink][b]A P P E A R A N C E[/b][/color] [indent]Flora has turned her drag into a brand. As such, she’s almost never seen out of drag because it’s become a bit of a signature of her salon. Flora isn’t particularly tall or short, rather a medium height of 5’10” with defined legs and arms. Her jaw is rather masculine, but her contouring is on point when it comes to softening it. Her natural hair color is blond and is only seen in blonde wigs or unnaturally colored wigs (mainly purple and blue). When it comes to her makeup, it’s rather heavy but on point with the swish of the eyeliner, the placement of the eyebrows and eyelashes, and the lining of the lips to make them look particularly luscious. Flora only wears designer brand shoes and is particularly finicky with her clothes – she won’t be caught looking like trash in sweatpants and ugly t-shirts in public. Her nails are always glued on and perfect, and if a toe is showing then it is painted (though she doesn’t particularly like her feet, so closed-toe heels are more common but open-toed heels aren’t uncommon). She wears light cologne and holds herself with confidence; when she walks, she doesn’t walk particularly graceful but there’s an obvious sense of pride about her.[/indent] [hr][hr][center] [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca74619544a6692c9989b2244a13d646/tumblr_n00s8u5ssF1s5jil7o3_250.gif[/img] [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/909fb1ae53311612dd6513662dde971f/tumblr_n00s8u5ssF1s5jil7o2_250.gif[/img] [img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/61112d2a5fffe2cc8cc1a2cd3b59e84c/tumblr_n00s8u5ssF1s5jil7o4_250.gif[/img] [i]"I tend to think that emotions are for ugly people."[/i][/center] [hr][hr] [color=deeppink][b]P E R S O N A L I T Y[/b][/color] [indent]On paper, Flora seems like a tough person to swallow. She’s known for being insensitive to others, saying whatever comes to her mind, and she enjoys a rather witty and sassy sense of humor that has caused more than a few people to cry. Whereas most people are able to read a situation and deem the appropriate thing to say, Flora reads the situation and ignores the appropriate response in turn for her judging commentary. Flora loves to talk shit above all else and holds a special place in her heart and mind for her judgement – though her judgmental nature is usually reserved for bad outfits, ugly faces, and stupid people. Furthermore, Flora is vulgar and loud – she’s not afraid to drop a swear word here and there and has gotten in trouble multiple times for particularly uncouth comments (Flora doesn’t take back what she said about Piper’s ass). The most notable problem about Flora that others complain about is her pettiness. When Flora is pissed, Flora likes to get payback and often does it in the stupidest, most underhand way (Sorry not sorry Cinderella). After Flora is done with her payback, she tends to forget all about it because what’s done is done. Despite all of her [i]major[/i] misgivings, many people actually like Flora. Because, even though she insults everything and everyone and does it in the worst way possible, Flora is a fucking goodtime – and not just in the sexual way. Flora is the friend that insults and gets insulted and doesn’t make much of a fuss about it; she’s rather thick-skinned and every insult rolls off of her (unless it’s particularly annoying), so many people like to tease her and get teased by her. Not only that, but Flora is down for anything – if someone wants to go dirtbiking, Flora is the first to RSVP; if someone wants to go on a roadtrip, Flora is there to make the playlist and map the clubs they will hit. Flora even agrees to questionable adventures that may or may not end with them in jail. It doesn’t hurt that Flora is hilarious – or at least to herself she is – and makes it a point to make everyone laugh…even if it’s at the expense of someone else. Flora is more than she appears on the outside. Though many like to call her stupid or ignorant, Flora is rather smart and open-minded. Politics is something she enjoys and she has a tendency to read books on such political areas. Flora also likes to keep herself educated with everything going on and doesn’t tend to question others’ decisions or choices. She’s also quite sentimental and keeps thing simply as a reminder of her past; she has trouble moving on from personal experiences because of her sentimentality. When interacting with others, it should be noted that she is rather persuasive and can talk straight men into “experimenting.” [/indent] [color=deeppink][b]S T R E N G T H S[/b][/color] [indent][list][*]Smart || Sassy || Witty [*]Persuasive (though not particularly charismatic) [*]Thick-skinned[/list][/indent] [color=deeppink][b]W E A K N E S S E S[/b][/color] [indent][list][*]Vulgar || Loud || Insensitive [*]Extremely Judgmental [*]Never thinks about the consequences[/list][/indent] [color=deeppink][b]M O R T A L W E A K N E S S[/b][/color] [indent]If Flora's wand is broken, then she'll grow rather sick, her skin shriveling up and she'll die in a matter of days. Her wand can also be used against her, the magic able to kill her more quickly than if her wand is broken.[/indent] [color=deeppink][b]F E A R S[/b][/color] [indent]While Flora is not particularly insecure and doesn't care about what others think of her, she is scared of being mediocre or second-rate compared to others (mainly May) and not leaving her mark on the world. She also fucking hates sharks - like no way is she getting in the god damn ocean with those beasts running around.[/indent] [hr][hr] [center][img]https://45.media.tumblr.com/aa0149f8f00438682e4447d0a6d8bcd5/tumblr_mnzmsdURgr1spey9uo1_250.gif[/img] [img]http://49.media.tumblr.com/6d4cd53d61e168f8c0580853639fd2a0/tumblr_n7u5mhOh7A1rosb88o3_250.gif[/img] [img]http://i0.wp.com/www.amberlcarter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/tumblr_mpjytmT32C1r7enjwo1_250.gif[/img] [i]"You might think I'm a slut, but hey, I don't think of you at all."[/i][/center] [hr][hr] [color=deeppink][b]H I S T O R Y[/b][/color] [indent]Flora hates the retelling of her life, in both Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty. In the stories, she was reduced to a fucking Yoda when she’s an Anakin Skywalker (gorgeous [i]and[/i] the center of attention). Not only that, but she’s suddenly an old nice woman who spends her time helping poor girls out of the goodness of her heart. [i]Fuck you, Grimm Brothers.[/i] The truth of the matter is, Flora didn’t give a rats ass about the people she helped – most Fairy Godmothers didn’t – Flora just wanted to one-up May. They had started as frenemies at one point and slowly became shady rivals – Flora can’t remember why, but she did enjoy May’s face when Flora appeared before Cinderella (sorry, [i]Ellis[/i]) right before May was about to. Life had started out simple enough for Flora, she fucked around mostly and half-heartedly Godmothered (it was her job, afterall). One of Flora’s favorite memories is being at a party that Maleficent crashed and cursed a kid that Flora was supposed to help – Flora had fun with that one, putting Aurora to sleep was a hilarious decision but probably not the best. However, she was rather passionate about her politics and often attended rallies. Through the rallies, Flora found a distaste for the upcoming King, Prince Charming. Around this time, there was a poor boy who needed some Fairy Godmothering and Flora rushed to get there before May did. Well, long story short, Flora may had come up with a half-baked plan (while half-baked) to make sure Prince Charming didn’t become King Charming (she hoped homophobia would be his downfall). She charmed Prince Charming to fall in love with Cinderella in order to disqualify him, perhaps, and get his younger brother in office. It didn’t really work out well, so Flora shrugged her shoulders and dropped the issue – plus she got that guy a hotass prince, so what did it matter. After that, Flora stayed away from the kingdom for a while, messing around with some girls and boys (and a few guys, but that was a completely different kind of messing) on the outskirts, doing the same half-assed Godmothering she was known for. However, before she had the chance to return to the kingdom to maybe fuck some more shit up, the Mystvale downfall began to happen and she soon was welcomed to Earth. Life in Cedar Grove was pretty sweet for Flora – who refused to change her name, so she just had her new name spell out her old one. She thrived there; spending her nights as a Drag Queen (who knew she could be paid for something she liked to do to begin with) and sleeping around, and her days doing hair and talking shit about everybody. Flora doesn’t really remember Cinderella, not out of guiltily blocking the memories out, but Flora spent too much of her time fucking other lives up that it simply blended with the others (though if she were to see [s]Ellis[/s] Seymour’s face again, she might remembers bits and pieces – she just needs some reminding). [/indent] [color=deeppink][b]L I K E S[/b][/color] [indent][list][*]The Crunchy Ends of French Fries [*]Louboutins [*]Being the best [*]Quality wigs [*]Greasy, juicy hamburgers[/list][/indent] [color=deeppink][b]D I S L I K E S[/b][/color] [indent][list][*]Gingers/Redheads [*]Ocean Creatures (Especially Sharks) [*]Godmothering (it's so much work) [*]Knock-off brands [*]Stupid bitches[/list][/indent] [hr][hr] [center][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/ffe4055bb12b6c678a5a8049eb196399/tumblr_mscxedeyW51qlvwnco2_250.gif[/img] [img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/913106176faf4ed541f08f65fd856818/tumblr_mvcac7Ghd01rosb88o2_250.gif[/img] [img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/e61620f7fab996f2e1c0527a4ff28ad1/tumblr_mscxedeyW51qlvwnco1_250.gif[/img] [i]"Your tone seems very pointed right now..."[/i][/center] [hr][hr] [/hider]