[h1][color=yellow]♥ - Rodney Colton Smith[/color][/h1]
The ghost appears to completely ignore Skylar, just continuing to blather and drone like we're not there. Something about Skylar getting his name wrong, at one point, but- oh Hell, what are those? Are they words? It's starting spewing out physical manifestations of words all at once, they're flying out of it in every direction and heading right towards ohhhh NOOOOO-

All at once, my physical body, as black-and-white as it is, is seemingly filled with random words coming from all directions, words like "blep", "mlem", "chatter", "talktalk", and at one point "antidisestablishmentarianism". It's all I can do to... I don't know how I'm doing it, but apparently the yellow heart- which, I now notice, is inverted from my perspective when I look straight down at it- can be moved around by me as easily as any of my physical limbs, albeit only within the confines of a certain space, apparently defined within me by a white box. I don't know how or why, but apparently, that's how it goes. It's not amazingly fast, though. The word maze isn't exactly easy to maneuver around, and it's only after one of the damn things grazes the heart that I realise how vital the thing is to my survival.

[color=yellow]HP: 19/24[/color]

[color=yellow]'Shitting HELL damn it, that [i]burns![/i]'[/color] I scream, semi-involuntarily, somehow not losing my control over the heart as I go. I'm pretty sure that counts as assault. With that decided, and finding a relatively safe spot for my heart to hold up for the next second or so, I heft my gun at the ghost, yelling [color=yellow]'Alright, ghost-freak, you're going down!'[/color] and pulling the trigger. I highly doubt that'll do anything-

Oh! The heart shot a bullet, which apparently destroyed a word coming at it! Well that's...

...oh.

I promptly begin pulling the trigger as fast as I can whilst continuing to move the heart, shooting bullets from it at a rate not quite on par with the trigger pulling itself, but fast enough that the words it can hit are removed from play very quickly. Mostly, these are just the words from the top of the heart box, since that's the only direction it wants to shoot, and all the others are coming from angles that are rather difficult to hit, but fortunately, I only need to keep the heart dodging for another couple of seconds before, abruptly, every last word visible to me vanishes outright, even though the ghost is still talking over everything. How odd. With not much else happening, I look over at Skylar to see how she's doing... I hope she's done better at heart word avoidance than I have.

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[@Guardian Angel Haruki] So unless [@Major Ursa] decides we need to use another system, I'd say just go over roughly what Skylar does during Eeeeeeeeeeee's attack, then have her use her turn 2 action, whatever that is. Rodney's turn 2 action and Eeeeeeeeeeee's second attack will come after that, I think. And that's LV 2 Rodney has on account of shot criminals, if anybody's wondering. If anybody thinks it should be higher for whatever reason, do explain; I could make a case for "certain criminals might have loads of LOVE and thus are worth loads of EXP", but I'm not sure if Rod would've faced anybody like that in his career.
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