[quote=Seravee]
So yesterday, an armed man and a lockdown disrupted my midterm exam.

And this morning, I woke up with a pain in my eye.
Thought there was just something in there, so I went to the doctor to have them flush it out.
Turns out I have an ulcer.
An ulcer in my eye.
An eye ulcer.

I just can't.

I wonder what will happen tomorrow.
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Sounds like a soap opera. Tomorrow your best friends dies and the day afterward you find out they faked their death. Then on Friday you get both of your legs amputated and you find out you have cancer. Cue your Hispanic husband being gay and having an affair with your brother.