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As leeRoy kicked, Gonad's long right arm would leave his chest and thrust out to give the spaceman a harsh shove in the chest whilst he was still on one leg, fingers curled in so that they couldn't be broken by a lucky hit. LeeRoy could theoretically try to grab or strike away the arm of Gonad, perhaps he could even attempt to throw a punch into the funny bone in the elbow, but none of that would effectively stop the immensity of the push. If LeeRoy were unable to avoid it, he would be sent sprawling onto his back. The kick landed, but didn't seem to do anything. They say a strong enough kick to the groin can break the pelvis, but honestly, such a thing hasn't even been documented as having occurred, least of all to a quarter-ton barbarian. The real problem was that Gonad, having total control over his body, could retract his gonads right into the spaces in the abdomen where they were kept before dropping. His gooch could be badly bruised, certainly, but nothing less than a mortal wound would give the berserker pause.

Instead of the comical pain that leeRoy had probably expected, there would be a good chance of him instead winding up on the ground and looking up at the looming frame of the monstrous warrior, who would have paced forwards to stop and stare down. Again, LeeRoy would be able to perceive that hand-to-hand the wrong option here. Using a weapon would be far wiser, given how obvious it was that Gonad in and of himself was a tool of war. Right now it was like a naked peasant trying to attack a fully armed knight.[/i]