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And he starts giving her mix drinks with as little alcohol as possible when she starts getting a little too tipsy.

"Have you had a glass of water yet, Aila?"

"WATER'S FOR LOSERS."

"Well, it's a good day to be a loser, then."

"Omg shut up."

"Kid, drink the water or I'm calling animal control."

"You're so mean to me. You're lucky you're cuuuuuute."

"Yep, you're that drunk. I'm calling you a cab." *Michael singing/screaming Africa by Toto in the background* "There are times I wish [i]he[/i] could get drunk, instead."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-GONNA BLESS THE RAINS." "fUCK My LiFE"