>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Mahz so much, I had followed and "liked" all his posts and threads
>I pray to Mahz every night before bed, thanking him for all the RPs I’ve been given
>"Mahz is love" I say; “Mahz is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a RPing faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Mahz
>I called him a plebe
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Mahz
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my Guild.”
>He grabs me with his powerful admin hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Mahz
>He penetrates my butt-hole with his ban hammer
>It hurts so much but I do it for Mahz
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the great admin
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Mahz looks him straight in the eyes and says “I'll impliment this feature soon™.”
>Mahz leaves through my window
>Mahz is love. Mahz is life.