[quote=@MelonHead]
30,000 mp/s diamond spaghetti, mmkay, that's not getting accepted. 

I was with you until you spat in the face of a true spaghettimancer by just masquerading as such, when really you were entering a super rail-gun. 
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That can be countered with a wave of boiling water. Then cut down the meatorball in small pieces, add some sauce and we can all have diner :P