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Hold onto your dookie, it's about to get spooky.

[quote]So how about that? She totally misinterpreted it and somehow managed to toss in a cheesy attempt at playing my character for me. At no point did the Magna Pater even come remotely close to clotheslining her, least of all with its left wing. What I did was offer up a potential move that the monster seemed likely to do as it neared, which it actually did do in the next post.[/quote]

[quote]perhaps with a fusillade of terrible, reaping swings.[/quote]

Before I get started I'd like to point out that was my tenth post out of sixteen. Could I have been more forthcoming with questions? Yes. Had you been acting like an asshole for the other nine posts? Double yes. Was I rolling with your bullshit to try and facilitate a decent roleplay? [url=http://thriftyvintagekitten.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/chris_story2.jpg]Double dog yes[/url].

That said this example is funny because I actually discussed it with Nega before I posted and that was largely because you provided so few details I wasn't entirely sure how to respond. So before this you [i]dodged[/i] my attack by charging forward and to the right. This already constitutes an etiquette issue because you are indirectly stating that your character is so fast you can actually charge into my line of fire and still have time to dodge, effectively making Satori look like a retard.

But okay rolling with it.

At this point there is less than fifteen feet distance between them, I didn't mention the exact numbers but in my previous post Satori was approaching and I never mentioned her stopping. The Pater is nine feet long and described as impossibly fast meaning that distance is nothing to him, just laying down would have covered two thirds of the space, which is also exactly why Satori was approaching slowly and not charging. When you came in with your swings you did not mention getting back in line with Satori(who was firing straight ahead) and actually went so far as to mention getting past her to attack Eubeal. So were you just assuming I would get out of the way, a bold assumption considering Satori's widely publicized [i]relentless advance[/i] strategy, or did you just think you would be able to steam roll her? Both etiquette issues.

Okay, rolling with it, you probably meant he was passing her by right?

After that you don't really describe anything about these swings. I get that they're wild and uncontrolled, or at least they were meant to appear that way, but as a roleplayer if I am to react to you properly I need absolutes. When you don't provide those to me I make them for myself and as you learned they don't always turn out in your favor. That said when I think reaping I think scythes and you don't collect with a scythe by swinging up and down, you reap with a side to side motion, which fits with him looking to pass her by. And if you are passing someone by and swinging from side to side it looks a lot like a clothesline.

Whoops, I guess, my bad. But you should know by now that if you don't include details then your opponent gets to do it for you.

That didn't matter anyways because you were actually going to fling snot at her head, which you forgot was defended, and then became its own can of worms. But that was a single set of actions in a single post of yours that was vague and dismissive at once. A very impressive feat to pull off considering how little you write on average. I could continue, I could sit here and build a case against you so absolutely destructive towards your roleplaying ability that the jury would likely swing in your favor out of pity, and I would enjoy it because it would be an act of [b]justice[/b]. But I wont because well I just don't feel like it, because I put a lot of effort into rolling with your nonsense and now some part of me is holding out hope that you are actually just too dumb and/or drunk to realize how much of a turnoff the way you treat others is, so sit there and think about it.