[quote=@Ophidian]
Wait.

Better idea.

Meet dad.

[hider=Shoulda thought of this sooner]
[img]http://img07.deviantart.net/e7f8/i/2011/027/5/b/avatar___quaritch_by_sheridan_j-d387cba.jpg[/img]
[/hider]

[/quote]

Okay

So now the dad is an angry untanned Rambo

I'm only a tiny bit more impressed, but not much overall