Suddenly, high above the heads of all combatants, the sun gained sentience. Looking down at the arena, it saw the battle and, with a fire burning in its belly (get it? GET IT?!), it directed it's thermonuclear energy behind itself, propelling itself towards the battle. Since it's heat was directed behind itself, it prevented the arena from burning up. Once the sentient sun reached the distance of the moon, destroying it, the sun looked down and said in a thunderous voice,

[b]"And boom goes the dynamite."[/b]

The sun then imploded on itself, becoming a black hole.