[quote=@Shorticus]
Granted. Everyone leaves Earth and colonizes Mars. You, however, got shot into space to drift until you starve to death because everyone knows YOU were the asshole that made that wish.

I wish I could perform with the musical stylings of Kanye West.
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Granted, but you also get his god-complex as part of the package deal. Enjoy!

I wish for the stamina to resist the urge to sleep.