[@ImportantNobody]
No, what I meant was that getting shot isn't very epic or funny. Unless you then fall off of something. Just like getting shot "BLUGH" and then being dead is like "Welp. that happened."

And then, in a different statement, violence against men is pretty hilarious most of the time in fiction. Unless it's super serious. But if this isn't serious, I think men are little easier to write physical humor for. So I'm gonna have the criminals be dudes.
Ye.

[@Blueflame]
I mean...if you want. I'm not gonna stop you.