I was dead and my roommate was trying to wake me up.

Only it was one of those dreams where you're trying to wake up, and think that you're conscious.

So for a minute there I actually believed I was dead.

Then it hit me: All my limbs had simply fallen asleep somehow and that was why I couldn't move.

I couldn't talk and I didn't want to cause any strife, so I simply held up a finger like "gimme a minute here, just coming back from the dead."

Then I woke up.