[quote=@Doc Doctor]
Battle, anyone?
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Against Darryl? I have another, brand spanking new cosmic joke character to face him, Tenjougoumimatainagare (name subject to change, I can take suggestions) Fukumi! Don't ask what kanji make up her surname. She's from an ancient and proud family of forgotten samurai magical girls. The only problem is she's in college now and her magical outfit is still elementary school sized. XD

She's obviously a higher tier than Darryl but would suffer some horrible misstep such as a pumpkin squashes on her head and blinds her. Plus her magical power has deteriorated somewhat.

Actually, it could be hilarious in another way if she was an actual normal magical girl age, due to darryl's dislike of children, and teaching her about pot and she has an annoying bubbly schoolgirl attitude. She's also never seen a black person before, leaving Tokyo for the first time, so his, "are you racist" line could make sense.

He could still consider college age a child, though.

For her name, I want it a long tounge twister but still sound like it could be an actual name. In or anime, Senjougahara kind of fits the bill, but sounds really natural to me now.