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[i]Curves and Lines of a Virgin[/i]

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[indent][indent][sup][color=dddddd]I'm a hand of matching suits! Poker aside, I'm a slow roleplayer who takes most things coolly. There may be a berserk button hidden somewhere but you must have x-ray vision of a scumbag to find it. Normally it'd sound like a challenge; if you get a kick out of being spurned and shunned, who am I to deny you that pleasure?

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If what my friends say are all truths, then I'm a pleasant company? My tendency to ghost in and out often confuses people though; sometimes, as cliché as it sounds: "It's not you, it's me." I like my me-time too!

If a conversation to me feels like it will exhaust soon and I don't have much to contribute to keep the fire going, I stop replying. (Something about being superfluous just annoys me, yanno?) When something comes up and I think of you and feel like rekindling another chat, I'll be sure to message you like an old friend.

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21, Libra-Scorpio woman, Eastern Asian (specifically, [i]South[/i]-Eastern).

I've eight cats, five of them indoor for the most part. My taste in music is open-minded, but I discovered that I'm a xenophobic who's hesitant to try recommendations - you'll have to come off as someone who has a sure opinion and calm demeanour for me to trust your suggestions.

Passive-aggressive people have a love/hate relationship with me since I play their game if it amuses me, but many times when I do, they get downright personal and bitchy. Ah, right, I cuss. Sometimes. Because of my heritage and family morals, I try to keep it to a minimum. More likely than not I keep a prim and proper attitude with strangers and acquaitances; get to know a different me in time - I love surprises as much as surprising others!

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I get along with most people, frankly! Just not obnoxious folks who enjoy shaming others to get a gleeful cackle in their sad little corner on a daily basis. Get better mojo, bro![/color][/sup][/indent][/indent]
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[indent][indent][b]Punctuation.[/b]
[sub]I am, for myself, absolutely anal-retentive about commas, periods, parentheses, apostrophe, semi-colons, colons, question marks, exclamation marks, and ... god forbid, proper closing of a dialogue in quotation marks.[/sub]

[b]Capitalisation.[/b]
[sub]Upper case for names, places, "I", acronyms, first letter of a new sentence, and initials of titles. They matter to me.[/sub]

[b]Tempo.[/b]
[sub]If my sentences are long-winded with commas after commas, my narrative voice is drawling and lazy. Concise sentences punched with definite periods mean it's a [i]bam-bam-bam[/i] affair. I like setting the atmosphere and tone, haha. This affects lengths unfortunately, thus my aversion to promising "post sizes".[/sub]

[b]Perspective.[/b]
[sub]Third person point-of-view, always. Past tense almost all the time unless it is a special case. If I'm being a Dungeon Master for one person [i]a la[/i] text-adventure style, then I do second person POV for illustrating the environment.[/sub]

[b]Paragraphing.[/b]
[sub]I have a short attention span [i]and[/i] compulsion for compartmentalising things in general, so I split dialogues to a new line of their own, and only continue onwards if the next speech is from the same character. Most of my paragraphs are two to four sentences strung together, so no behemoth text walls from me.[/sub]

[b]Vocabulary.[/b]
[sub]I try not to use spammed adjectives in common situations. I [i]also[/i] try not to sound grandiose and pretentious.[/sub]
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