I had to pee, so I went to the toilet and opened, and then woke up in a new bed and had to pee and went to the toilet and then woke up and had to pee and went to the toilet. 
Then I woke up for realsies, had to pee, figured it was another dream and then stopped by self going 'oh shit this is realife' and ran to the toilet buck-ass naked cause I had to fuckin' pee.