It was like a dream, something with which LeeRoy was horribly unfamiliar these days. If it were a situation that were less dire and horrific he would have appreciated the surreal severance from the boring normalcy of constant waking affairs. Time seemed to drag on for an eternity and his own body was moving as though through molasses. This fist of great power flew towards him as an asteroid bound to eradicate all life falls upon a planet. Though it was just perspective, the slow descent of the fist upon him was nightmarish.

As LeeRoy fell forward his arms and knees drifted into the natural position for one to catch themselves, I would pray most people would be aware of this by now. I shouldn't have to describe common knowledge. 

His elbows dropped harshly upon the ribcage of Gonad as his weight was pulled into the fist. Which he was only just now noticing, LeeRoy would have felt fear if this body was able to transport the right hormones. Though he did feel a hot wash of almost ecstasy burn through his blood as adrenaline was pushed through his unnatural blood. 

LeeRoy's hands rose to his helmet in a frantic attempt to free himself from Gonad's grip, but it was too late. The fist was upon him and to devastating effect. It crunched against his cheekbone and pushed his head backwards against the inside of his helmet with a thump. The bone in his face crumpled away from the mighty fist of the barbaric warrior and LeeRoy was almost tempted to scream. 

[i]Nice job. Why'd you let him punch you?[/i]

With shaking fingers he found the clips on his helmet, since Gonad was too preoccupied with pummeling his face to notice he was free to unlock the fastens and attempt to pull away before Gonad could deliver another punch. Again, too late. As he pulled backwards and away Gonad's fist smashed directly into his mouth, pushing his upper jaw inwards and sending blood and teeth down his throat. To which LeeRoy promptly responded with a messy grunt of almost fluid consistency. 

The punch knocked him firmly backwards and away from Gonad, his legs kicked frantically for a moment as he was almost airborne until his hindquarters hit the floorboards. 

[b]It's not like I wanted to eat my own teeth today![/b]

The most pain he's felt in a few years was nothing compared to the horror when LeeRoy caught a glimpse of Gonad's face. 

It wasn't like most people who have hurt him in the past, it wasn't a smug grin or face filled with rage. It wasn't even the smile of a sadist.

It was total passivity, as though it didn't matter what was happening here. 

Though LeeRoy shared the sentiment, Gonad's face was beyond just sentiment.

It was.

Truly the most horrifying thing he's ever laid eyes upon.