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[hider=UPDATED HIDER]1. You are a clown sent on mankind's first pluto colonization mission to boost morale. With you are two other clowns, the ship's crew, and about five hundred passengers. The story starts off in your cabin.

2. As with any proper text-based adventure, things are seemingly randomly CAPITALIZED, and all actions are performed by commands. Each of your commands should be one action, like [i]eat the sandwich[/i] instead of [i]eat the sandwich and kill the guard[/i].

3. Commands are chosen based on funniness, moving the plot, or how out of the box they are. Additionally, I usually try to use multiple commands in a post, so if you really want to be a part of this, try to pick something not totally out of left field that I can add to the other commands.

4. Every time I post, a turn has passed. You get one command per turn.

5. All commands are assumed to be for Pockets, unless they're specifically for other characters like MIKE: Eat the sandwich or GUARD: Accept bribe. Capisce?

6. The more you fuel my ego, the more posts we all get. Shower me in your compliments, laughs, buttpats, medals, erotic fanart, or whatever you have in your pockets.
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Your name is POCKETS. You are currently hurtling through space at six thousand miles per hour with your oldest friends, MIKE and FATTY. Your mission is to raise morale with your ZANY CLOWN ANTICS. In the room, there is also a DOOR, a BEEPING NOISE and mysterious FLOATING LETTERS.

What do you do?