[quote=@Fabricant451]
Ponder what wrong choices I made in life that led to me becoming a clown. 
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[center][img]http://i.imgur.com/5QxDdri.gif[/img]

You try not to.[/center]

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[quote=@Vilageidiotx]
>Read floating letters in silly clown voice.
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[center][img]http://i.imgur.com/2WEKwW3.png[/img]

You look up, but the floating letters are gone. They must have left with the opening page. Ho Hum.
In their place you notice a PIPE that is steadily leaking on FATTY.
You do not pity him.[/center]