[quote=@Vilageidiotx]
>Equip Fatty
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[quote=@Dinh AaronMk]
>Summon pegaclown
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Your strength and chucklevoodoo levels are both far too low for either of these to be remotely feasible. Besides, you are too distracted by your DEEP, PRIMAL URGE to wear the hat of FATTY. Something about it calls to you, as if it were perfectly sculpted to cradle your skull. Besides, you would look better in it than FATTY. You give in and pluck the cap right off of him, and don the FATHAT.

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Your homie MIKE informs you of a situation in the EAST. Good looks, bro. You make a mental note to give MIKE a promotion one day, and perhaps gift him the FATHAT. Then again, as you assumed, it looks great on you.

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