Kazzlehorf does trade. The best trader in the Galaxy is Kazzlehorf. Kazzlehorf will give you lots of dead non-Kazzlehorf (*basically any Kazzlehorf that started calling itself a different name and/or behaved in 'non-Kazzlehorf' ways*) to feed to your animals in exchange for slaves and whatever fun toys you are willing to share. Kazzlehorf really likes the cyan goo. It's nice for a good ol' planetary bathing.