My captain ironically will not be Kazzlehorf.  My captain will be Kasahov.  Who is literally the worst thing in the whole universe if you ask kazzlehorf.  Kazzlehorf will try to get whatever faction they can, even the ones trying to kill Kazzlehorf to think of the most creative ways to horribly murder Kasahov for its deviance.  The more humiliating and drawn out the better, and please film it for Kazzlehorf.  Kazzlehorf will love you for that.