[quote=@BrobyDDark]
>realize that you could easily skip this spaceship nonsense by tearing this scene in half. But what does that imply? Perhaps it shows you how flimsy your reality truly is? How fucking meaningless your silly squabbles with the fatclown are. OH how terrible is a void of substance to a clown such as ye! OH how pointless your shenanigans have become!
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You suffer a BRIEF EXISTENTIAL CRISIS and lose TWO HITPOINTS out of ennui. You decide to reaffirm your existence by taking another bold move.[/center]

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[quote=@BrobyDDark]
>honk Mike's nose
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[quote=@Shorticus]
>Take MIKE's cane.
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[quote=@KnightShade]
>Beat fatty till he's nothing more than a purple and red high lipid pulp.
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[quote=@Antarctic Termite]
>Mike's hat doesn't look too bad either. Steal that too and wear both hats.
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MIKE gives you a much-deserved BOP for this. You have lost ONE HITPOINT and you're not even on PLUTO. You are truly the SPACEMIKE TYSON of losing fights. Which is to say you suck. Speaking of people named Michael, you should probably see what MIKE was talking about.[/center]

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[quote=@Marik]
>Swagger over to the east with your homie Mike like the pimp you are.
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HOOYAH. That is what you are TALKING about. You and your companion MIKE head to your cabin's EASTERN PORT. You hear FATTY scamper off elsewhere. The EASTERN PORT primarily serves as your Y-shaped lodging's kitchen. In it are several items, such as a SPACEWINDOW, REFRIGERATOR, SPACESPICES, a poster brought by MIKE and an OVEN, where you now remember you have left some BAGELSNAX™. Silly POCKETS.[/center]