[quote=@Pascha Pascha]
>be MIKE
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Ваше имя МIKAEL. Вы находитесь на корабле собирается PLUTO, или, точнее, кухня на космическом корабле к PLUTO. Вы путешествуете с двумя лучшими друзьями, KOROVA и KARMANY. Что вы собираетесь делать, сучка?[/center]

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[quote=@Dinh AaronMk]
>Equip the dildo on the shelf
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[quote=@Shorticus]
>Use the dildo on the shelf to murder Mike.
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What? Nothing here but some RED SPICE, BROWN SPICE, STARCUCKS® COFFEE, SPACESPICE, PEPPER, AND AN EGGPLANT. And some RAT DROPPINGS, probably. Or just dots. Hard to tell.[/center]

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[quote=@KnightShade]
>Open the oven, eat shitty pockets
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Isn't that what FATTY is for?[/center]

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[quote=@Intrepid]
>Read the motivational poster on the wall to boost my self esteem after getting bopped by Mike.
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After a few moments of quiet introspection, you have successfully boosted your SELF ESTEEM.
What do you do?[/center]