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How does one define a oldfuck to begin with?

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Simple. You take a Guild member that's been here for years, then you times it by cancer.

(EDIT: I had started posting on this just as a joke, but since VariousNW decided to bring [i]my writing[/i] into it, I'm out for blood. [sub][s]still luv u cynd[/s][/sub])