[quote=@Hael]
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Why?

How the hell do you enslave fuzzy mats? Or do you just need a new material for your furniture? 
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They wouldn't enslave the mats so much as just destroy them outright for being very, very strange creatures that they do not understand. Granted, they would enslave them if they could understand their true purpose of cleaning water :lol