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Here are the candidates all lined up and ready to go. Looks like Trump and Kim Jong Un are teaming up to psych out Jeremy "All images of me on the internet make me look slightly uncomfortable" Corbyn. We'll see if this alliance lasts though the election process.
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District 1: A Liar and a Hero
District 2: A Commie and a Korean
District 3: Shoot the nuts
District 4: Two Swords
District 5: Meow Meow Motherfucker
District 6: Fuck off we're Full
District 7: Free Ponies
District 8: Are we Slavs or no?
District 9: I can't come up with a name
District 10: Internet Gods
District 11: Absolute Gentlemen of the Highest Degree
District 12: What are you beheading in my swamp.
I gotta hope that someone out of District 11 wins.