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Hello and Welcome to the first annual Presidential Hunger Games election! Our candidates are all gathered and ready for the contest. Let's see them all again just in case you forgot any.

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Beautiful. In district 1 we have our democratically chosen and strangely unpopular contenders. The other districts have been organized semi-randomly, so it is unlikely any of them will work together. I'd go over them, but nobody wants to hear all that, so lets start right off with our games!

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Right off the bat a number of our candidates prove their political mettle by choosing liquor as their preferred survival gear. We also have our first death! Vermin Supreme and Jesus were on the same team, but just the moment the horn sounded Mr. Supreme jumped Christ and murdered the sin out of him! Did Jesus give his life so that Vermin might succeed? If that is true and Vermin wins, it might make a believer out of me.

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Ohh! Lincoln wins yet another victory for the powers of the federal government! With Lincoln on the prowl, the cause of State's Rights just might be Stat... sta... might be permanently fucked!

Tune in tomorrow, at whatever-time-i-wake-up o'clock sharp, for the completion of the first day!