[b]When we joined Spam, we took an oath![/b]
[i]According to our station! All without exception![/i]
[b]On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons, we swore to uphold Spam![/b]
[i]Even to our dying breath![/i]
[b]Those who would break this oath are heretics! Worthy of neither pity nor mercy![/b]
[i]We shall grind them into dust![/i]
[b]And continue our march to glorious salvation![/b]