Instead of back-breaking pain, what Ja got instead was Nein’s noodle arms cushioning his twenty foot fall. Blinking at the young man’s words, the raven-haired boy tilted his head to the side and blandly replied,[b] “I don’t know. You tell me.”[/b] If it was bird shit though, it’d probably disappear after a short while. While Sword Fart Online was realistic, it wasn’t THAT realistic, right? Same with how brutal injuries disappear after a few seconds, or how water particle effects weren’t quite as natural as they were in real life.

Before Jaeger could fully appreciate the cradle that was Nein’s slim, yet unreasonably strong arms, a distant ‘kyaa’ brought his attention upwards again. Most likely caused by his own unceremonious fall, another angel descended from the heavens, the radiant morning sun and open skies turning her flaxen hair into a saintly veil. With meteoric force, her firm ass smashed into his midsection, a powerful blow that knocked him from Nein’s embrace into the grassy plain.

The raven-haired youth let out a gasp of pain, the air knocked out of him, before he managed a weak smile at his adorable little sister. [b]“G-good morning, dearest sister,” [/b]he said, [b]“Are you hurt at all?”[/b]