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[i]John Cena's crotch literally exploded. Blood and intestines sailed through the air like crimson streamers. A testicle landed in some fat nerd's popcorn. The referee nudged a bony chunk of pelvis through the ropes. 

Gonad was back on his feet, and nodding with sagely approval at the outcome. The match was back on! Gonad dropped to his knees and began hobbling towards Billuh. It was common knowledge that to beat a midget, you had to fight like a midget.[/i]