I don't get it; if you're the GM, why the hell are you trying so hard to keep pretentious, narcissistic players in the RP when they're [b]blatantly[/b] chasing others away for their inexperience?

Better yet, why the hell are you letting them dictate your post requirements when they're not even Co-GM?

If you've got the hammer, you use it to [i]kill[/i] the fucking pest, not plow everyone's patience to keep it around.