Granted. Unfortunately, you will be physically unable to do most of the things you promise due to the wonderful US Congress, which is too busy squabbling to actually come to any kind of decision. And if you use Executive Orders for it all it will be caught up in controversy, Supreme Court Decisions due to questioning the constitutionality of the use of the order, and many other roadblocks that will prevent you actions from doing the good you wish to do. Congrats, you are the official figurehead of the absolutely perfect United States of America!

I Wish M. Night Shamalan that "The Last Airbender" and "Dragonball Evolution" never existed in. The Exact Quoted Movie Forms at least.