[@KOgaming]

Okay, so I was only mildly interested until I read the part about the codpiece. I had to stop and read that over again, then take a five minute break to get my wind back. A fucking metal chest dick filled with wine. Ugh I love him already. I suppose he can set his two-hander on fire, which is also badass. Sling flames into some poor bastard's face, and by the time they recover they've already been shorn cleanly in twain. You dog, you.

Let's have the fight at...

The Red Cliffs. Temperate yet crisp, and out of sight below the highways. A fine place for a foreign bandit to rob hapless travellers.

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