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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Awson
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It's like a black hole that comes out of my palm. I just, like, suck anything I want up into it. It just disappears I guess.

It's kind of a curse? Pretty useful though.

I only have one complaint. Every time I try to use the thing in battle a swarm of poison insects comes rolling up.

Somehow the poison gets into my system and if I suck up to many I'll die :/
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Does it cause an infinite loop if you somehow survive the poison and keep trying to suck them up?
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Does it cause an infinite loop if you somehow survive the poison and keep trying to suck them up?


Never know. The poison gets me.

And I don't cause the bugs. It's just sort of a coincidence?
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Never know. The poison gets me.

And I don't cause the bugs. It's just sort of a coincidence?


Maybe it's just a bug. You should bug the Random Omnipotent Being who made it until he bugs out and makes you bugger off.

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Also, Awson, how did you even come up with this? I don't think people just...Suddenly come up with "I have black hole hands but when I fight people with them poisonous insects driveby poison me."
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Yes. But have you used it to masturbate yet?
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Also, Awson, how did you even come up with this? I don't think people just...Suddenly come up with "I have black hole hands but when I fight people with them poisonous insects driveby poison me."


The moment I've been waiting for...

Ask the writer of Inuyasha

Yup. It was a reference the whole time. But a fun one.
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Yes. But have you used it to masturbate yet?


No.
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The moment I've been waiting for...

Ask the writer of Inuyasha

Yup. It was a reference the whole time. But a fun one.


The moment you've waited 21 minutes for.

...I hope the taste of satisfaction is satisfactory. You've earned it after such a long wait.

Yes. But have you used it to masturbate yet?


Asking the real questions.
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Yes. But have you used it to masturbate yet?


Would that be masturbation or auto-fellatio?
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No.


You suck.

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Would that be masturbation or auto-fellatio?


That, my friend, is the question that keeps me awake at night.
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You should just spray your hands with bug-spray.
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<Snipped quote by KnightShade>

Would that be masturbation or auto-fellatio?


<Snipped quote by Vilageidiotx>

That, my friend, is the question that keeps me awake at night.




I'm glad a situation's arrived where I can use this shit meme
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aws r u ok tho
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Awson
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Kagome...
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