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[i]Tina would see an old, dirty man walk into sight, waving a bottle of tequila in his left hand and an outrageously massive revolver in his right. He staggered up to the zombie with the slit throat and kicked her in the crotch. As she bent over, he slammed the butt of his gun into the dome of her skull. The zombie collapsed to the ground and lay still. The man took big pull from his bottle as the zombies began closing in around him. 

He tucked the gun into the front of his pants and remived from his coat pocket a joint as long and as thick as a tiger dick, and after striking a match across his left eye, would light it. He took a slow drag, smoke streaming from his nostrils. The zombies were almost upon him![/i]