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[i]As Tina carried on with a monologue, Lassar pulled down his zipper and began pissing into his now empty tequila bottle. Her words were drowned out by the loud tinkling. The bum wriggled his hips and farted as he finished up, before capping the bottle and shoving it into his coat for safekeeping. [/i]

[color=0072bc]"Eh, what was that now lad? Somethin' about a bear with gas?"[/color]

[i]He'd then begin doing the splits, old joints cracking. He slowly lowered himself into the full position, face contorted with effort. He had to limber up, otherwise the next generation would never understand what a true asskicking looked like. He had to be in proper shape to not give shits.[/i]