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[i]Lassar stared blankly at the woman, not seeming to comprehend what she was saying. Then he slowly blinked twice and coughed into his hand. His body began trembling, as if his old age had finally caught up to him. He'd then fall to his knees, fingers grasping at the sky as he made clear his dilemma.[/i]

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"Alzheimer's! Arthritis! Dementia! I can't bathe meself! If only a pretty young girl would help a poor old man, sufferin' for his very life, get clean."
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[i]Was that a twinkle in Lassar's eye? Yup. No doubt about it. He was a pervenstein. But then, weren't all crazy hobos? As if to compound the fact, a male zombie vagrant wearing women's swimwear began rattling the gate. It sported the bikini fairly well. [/i]