My entry is getting longer than I intended. Now, let's see. As I was writing, I realized a little detail that I think that this story may fail the labour for.

Then I reread the challenge parameters, and it [i]doesn't actually actively specifically state[/i] that this isn't allowed, even if it might be supposed to be implied and so understood by anyone who reads it, so with that it should still technically be okay, right? XD