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[i]Lassar got back to his feet with a grunt, and pointed at Tina.[/i]

[color=00aeef]"Got a rope kid? Just tie me up top. I'll turret them dead fucks."[/color]

[i]He looked utterly serious about being tied to the top of the vehicle like a piece of luggage. Why, that's what he did in Korea. They strapped him to an APC and drove right through those Kims. In Afghanistan it was the underside he had been acquainted with. That way as they rolled through the deserts, he was able to snag lizards and cacti to eat. 

The one problem that arose from being tied to military vehicles originated from the need to take a shit. Awkward as hell to empty your bowls as the surface upon which you are attached bounces erratically with each body the wheels roll over. Like speedbump city. They had strong windshield wipers in those days though, so it usually turned out fine.[/i]