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God made egg yolks runny and, no judgement, but hard boiling them is an abomination against nature. You can't just hard boil an egg, it once had the potential to give life. But I'm not going to argue further because turning the other cheek is the Christian version of MDK's calling things stupid thing.
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What if you eat a hard boiled egg and give birth to a live chicken?

Immaculate cluckception.