You know when there is something vaguely sexual in a movie or on tv because my mother always starts chanting "That's not necessary. That's not necessary!" Seems like that would be hella distracting in real life, so I'll probably settle for somebody else's parents. 

How about in a field of corn, with a really hot farmer's daughter, but surrounded by scarecrows with Steve Buscemi's face staring down at you in twisted judgement?